Let’s face it, sometimes there’s nothing better than an ocean-related joke to make your friends and family nod, grin and groan. We’ve compiled 40 ocean jokes that are so not funny, that they just are! Next time you’re in need of a fin-tastic pickup line, a dad joke, or a way to cheer up a diver friend, look no further than the ocean jokes below. Although we can’t promise that you’ll get a laugh in return, a groan is certainly guaranteed!

For those of you wondering, “I learned about buoyancy control when I got certified, do I really need to take another course?” Fair question. 

Put simply, there are few things as potentially valuable as undertaking a first aid course. In the most extreme emergency situations, the knowledge and skills learned in these classes may become the difference between someone you love living and dying. Sounds like something you would want to learn, right? Read on to determine which of the available Emergency First Response (EFR) courses is right for you.

If you’re passionate about diving but unsure how to turn it into a professional career, a summer scuba job could be a perfect entry point for you. Seasonal scuba gigs can be a fun way to earn some cash, or spark a deeper interest in a long-term diving career. You won’t know until you give it a try!

Being a dive instructor can be an incredibly rewarding job. Every day, we teach people about the wonders of the underwater world, help them develop skills to explore it safely, and create new Ocean Torchbearers who pledge to protect and preserve our blue planet. If you’ve ever wondered what spending a day as a PADI Instructor is like, let me take you through my typical day.